His Honor the Mayor (samwisegamgee) wrote in gamgeebrood,
His Honor the Mayor
samwisegamgee
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LISTEN UP.

Um.

Who the hell is in charge of our PR? Don't say it's me! I have enough to worry about without you fuckers running around fucking each other like Elves. And believe me, I love Elves, but you can't do that!

But really. Calling someone a Gamgee is one of the worst things a person can say nowadays! It's not my fault--it's Rosie's yours, dammit. And you lot had best change your ways or I'll get all, uh, Third Age on you!

Right.
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